Well finally bought another vehicle..A week ago Wed. we were at Haldimand Motors in Cayuga and we purchased a 2005 Ford Windstar van. It is in real nice shape and they do all the safety checks and emmision tests on site. I had been calling since Tuesday to find out when it would be ready as I am on nights and wanted to have the time to pick it up..Well when I woke up about noon taday there was a message that the van was ready to be picked up. I got a good friend of mine Dan to go with me to get it they drove it around so I could do a final inspection on it and we noticed some dumb fuck car jockey had scraped up against something and broke the rear tail light on the drivers side and scraped the paint so had to leave with a coutesy car and will have to wait till sometime next week to pick it up. Hope this is not an omen of things to come...

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts .
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them."

17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See




Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.










Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"










The proctologist called
...they found your head.










Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.












Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.










I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.










WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.










Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.










Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"










Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.










Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.










If you can read this..I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.










Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.










Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.










Hang up and drive!!




And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!








Welcome to Canada
...now speak English

ATTENTION
>>
>> ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
>> YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST EMAILING TO SAY GOODBYE.