A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Costco customers. Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the family's groceries has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it could not happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, twice on the 15th and again just yesterday and very likely next weekend. Again - please be aware.

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the
husband said "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me
happy and sad at the same time".
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your dick
is bigger than your brother's.

Little Tony

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that Called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you

Well things are finally starting to come together in the basement. The 2 guys that are doing the work have been great have done a couple of xtra repairs that have been needed since last time and actually take a lot of pride in their work have bought them a few coffees and told them I will either take then out for lunch next week or order it in I think that helps a little bit. Anyway her are a couple of pictures of the rebuilt fireplace which actuall was rebuilt by the guy that did it in the first place so chances were we would be happy with it....

A Newfie is out in the bay in his row boat.Suddenly a speed boat passes by and creates huge waves causing the newfie's oars to fall >overboard!He is stranded... floating out in the middle of the bay!After about 2 hours, he sees another row boat coming with a man and two women in it.He decides to yell to the oncoming boat, "Hey buddy...can I borrow one of your oars?The other Newfie yells back, "Dey ain't oars, you ignorant Bastard...dat's me mudder and me sister. "