Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a
57-year-old.

We drank a bit, and started to get real friendly and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

Wednesday, May 02, 2007




This has gone too far






Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Government jobs ?? I always liked this one nothing personal Karl....



A guy goes to the Canadian Passport Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment." and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."The interviewer tells the guy, "OK I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M "The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls... no point in your coming in for that."