: 10 What?

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> How Moses got the 10 Commandments....
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> God went to the Arabs and said, "I have
> Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
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> The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
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> And the Lord said, "They are rules for living ."
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> Can you give us an example?"
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> "Thou shall not kill."
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> "Not kill? We're not interested."
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> God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
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> The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and
> Mother."
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> "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."
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> Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
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> The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not
> steal."
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> "Not steal? We're not interested."
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> Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
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> The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit
> adultery."
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> "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
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> Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
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> "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
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> "They're free."
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> "We'll take 10."
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> There, that ought to offend just about everybody.