Has been a while since my last post..made a 700 km round trip today to take Kelly up to her camp for the next 2 weeks will be lonely around here Jessica is also in Muskoka with her aunt Haydee coming home on Friday and leaving again Saturday with her friends Family to go to the Elora Gorge for a few days so we are kid free....with all the Mosquitos I thought this was fitting more or less...
A young boy is standing on a street corner swatting flies. Everytime he sees a fly he utters, "fucking flies, fucking flies."
Just as the boy says it a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the flies because every one of God's creations has a purpose."
The little boy, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "bullshit."
"Well tell me 3 things on this earth that God has made without a cause" says the priest.
The boy looks at him with a grin and replies, "Tits on a nun, balls on a priest, and these fucking flies."
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3 comments:
very cute
Love Mandy
the beginning was sounding more like a confession than anything else!
Sounds familiar,lmao
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