A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was
rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under,
the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says
the surgeon.

"The bad news is that I have to remove your right
arm!"

"Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over!
Please Doc, what's the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it
with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your
permission before I go ahead with the transplant."

"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play
golf again."

The operation went well and a year later the man
was out on the golf course when he bumped into the
surgeon.

"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the
best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer
touch and my putting has really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my
handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my
own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes
in watercolors."

"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear
the transplant was such a great success. Are you
having any side effects?"

"Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every
time I get an erection, I also get a headache."