On Dec 1 2006 we had a flood in the basement and I am so F*CK*** frustrated it is not funny. However here it is Jan. 31 and finally people are showing up to put our house back together. The guys doing the drywall and general contracting stuff were here today and Saturday the fireplace gets rebuilt. There will be pictures because I have nothing else to Blog about and maybe when all is completed we can get a bunch of people together to break in the new basement.

I like this one.....

A Canadian Soldier was attending some university courses between
deployments.
He had completed tours in Bosnia, and just returned from Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The Lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and punched him; knocking him off the
platform.
The professor was out cold.
The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Soldier and asked,
What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Soldier calmly replied,
"God was too busy today protecting Canada's Soldiers who are protecting
your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole, so He sent me."

This is the results of letting the girls loose with a hair straightener....

Mike should like this...



A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that
she's going home for Rosh Hashanah.

The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the
holiday when you light the candles?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah."

The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that
when you eat unleavened bread?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover. Rosh
Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar."

The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you
Jews, you're so good to your help."

been a while just a quick joke ...

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He aid "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?!"