Mike should like this...



A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that
she's going home for Rosh Hashanah.

The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, "Is this the
holiday when you light the candles?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Hannukah."

The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl, "Is that
when you eat unleavened bread?"

"No," the Jewish girl replies, "That's Passover. Rosh
Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar."

The Catholic girl replies, "That's what I like about you
Jews, you're so good to your help."