A Newfie is out in the bay in his row boat.Suddenly a speed boat passes by and creates huge waves causing the newfie's oars to fall >overboard!He is stranded... floating out in the middle of the bay!After about 2 hours, he sees another row boat coming with a man and two women in it.He decides to yell to the oncoming boat, "Hey buddy...can I borrow one of your oars?The other Newfie yells back, "Dey ain't oars, you ignorant Bastard...dat's me mudder and me sister. "