A couple of names from the past...



The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
>>> the"Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the two
>>> words,
>>> Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in the same
>>> limerick. The
>>> Post actually printed these:
>>>
>>> Third place:
>>>
>>> There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
>>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
>>> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
>>> On this flute made of beef
>>> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>>>
>>> Second place:
>>>
>>> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
>>> "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
>>> Since you made such a mess,
>>> Use the hem of your dress;
>>> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
>>>
>>> And the
>>> winning entry:
>>>
>>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>>> What Kaczynski must surely have known:
>>> That an intern is better
>>> Than a bomb in a letter
>>> When deciding how best to be blown