been a while just a quick joke ...
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He aid "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?!"
3 comments:
I just read this one and it made me lol.
A Civil War soldier awakens in a field hospital. He looks at the doctor and says, Something is wrong doc. I can't feel my legs.
I know says the doctor. We had to amputate your arms.
Mike
I like that
me too
( so there mike)
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